(Note: Sung to "Yes, We Have No Bananas")

Yes! We have no bananas,
We have no bananas to-day.

We've limp ones and thick ones and
Ravages and sick ones,

And all kinds of dicks and say!
We have an old, fash-ioned cu-cum-ber,

To please you till you slum-ber.
But, yes! We have no bananas,

We have no bananas today.
Oy vey!